So the Dow dropped a measly 1000 points today and nobody knows why! Some blame Greece. Some Goldman. Some a guy with a fat finger and career trading error. Personally, I think Cinco de Mayo hangovers have their part to play. Regardless, this Greece thing is a big deal whether we want to admit it or not. Since you’ll need some talking points about why the world is ending at happy hour tonight (Greece is the word…it’s got groove, it’s got meaning!), take a look at this chart depicting Greece’s shitshow that my friend just sent over. And this is why we’re all going to die.